A Bird in the… What?

If a bird in the bush is worth two in the hand, what is this one worth?
Mr Bump & I saw this bird the other day as we were leaving OfficeWorks, surveying the world from inside their drainpipe.
We spent the next 20 minutes talking about what would happen if it rained and the roof filled up with water.
Mr Bump decided that the bird wouldn’t block up the pipe, because it would get washed out by the rain and have a shower.
